spontaneousness combustion, an american pastime

just a regular 19 year old guy trying to find out what this crazy thing called life has in store him.

"HAVE YOU EVER" hour

Okay anons, this is your chance.
1. had sex?
2. bought condoms?
3. gotten pregnant?
4. failed a class?
5. kissed a boy?
6. kissed a girl?
7. had a job?
8. left the house without my wallet?
9. bullied someone on the internet?
10. sexted?
11. had sex in public?
12. smoked weed?
13. smoked cigarettes?
14. smoked a cigar?
15. drank alcohol?
16. been to a wedding?
17. been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
18. watched tv for 5 hours straight?
19. been late for school?
20. kissed in the rain?
21. showered with someone else?
22. been outside my home country?
23. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?
24. had lice?
25. gotten my heart broken?
26. had a credit card?
27. been to a professional sports game?
28. broken a bone?
29. been unhappy about my weight?
30. won a trophy?
31. cut myself?
32. been on a diet?
33. rode in a taxi?
34. stayed up for 24 hours or more?
35. been to a concert?
36. had a crush on someone of the same sex?
37. had braces?
38. wore make up?
39. lost my virginity before I was 16?
40. kissed someone a different race than myself?
41. Snuck out of the house?
42. had oral sex?
43. dyed my hair?
44. met someone famous?
45. been on vacation?
46. been on a boat?
47. been on an airplane?
48. prank called someone?
49. taken a pregnancy test?
50. been suspended from school?

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symmetricalpainter:

ixerro:

foxyshy:

askscratcheddisk:

thetardisinhogwarts:

la-creme:

askpinkamena:

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omg

this game was banned in my school because people would just play it over and over again in the library 

motherfuckin thank you

this would be really fucking cool if my arrow keys would fucking work. 

THIS IS PERFECT

Highscore at 507435.

Highscore at 954825.

Found a way to cheat, actually. :P

Oh god no… No… NO… I WASTED TOO MANY HOURS ON THIS LONG AGO.

OH MY GOD NOT THIS GAME AGAIN

(Source: twotruths-go, via ordon-village)

otlgaming:

REALISTIC POKEMON

Sam Yang has created what he believes that the original starters from Pokemon Red/Blue would look like in real life and the results are equal parts terrifying and rad.

All three creations would be enough to make any trainer question their decision to train and fight these creatures, but Charizard especially menacing, almost like a creature from the movie Legend

(via Kotaku)

mismess:

I made some valentines for you guys.

(Source: grumpydetective)

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